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Hello, blog. I'm sorry to have neglected you. It's been quite a couple of years but rest assured that I have popped in now and again.

I do hope to be more regular in future though....

Soba Ni Iru Ne (I'm By Your Side) by Aoyama Thelma feat Soulja

I was playing my Wii last night and came across this tune. It is absolutely fantastic. This is the Youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rticiprxLA8

The lyrics and translation can be found at http://www.kiwi-musume.com/lyrics/aoyamathelma/sobaniirune.html

R.I.P. Natasha Richardson

Actress Natasha Richardson died today at the age of 45 after suffering serious head trauma as a result of a skiing accident in Canada. She is survived by husband Liam Neeson, 56; her two sons Michael, 13, and Daniel, 12; mother Vanessa Redgrave, 72; sister Joely Richardson; and half-sister Katharine Grimond.

R.I.P. Natasha. You will be missed.

Hong Kong artists get arrested in Tokyo

Hong Kong artists Kelvin Kwan (關楚耀) and Jill Vidal (衛詩) were arrested in Tokyo, over alleged possesion of marijuana. Kelvin Kwan is a Canadian citizen while Jill Vidal is holding UK passport. It is reported that they were shopping around Shibuya area and had argument with one of the shop owners. Police was called later. Marijuana was found in Kelvin Kwan’s bag by police. Kelvin Kwan said the marijuana was brought from Hong Kong while Jill Vidal said she did not know anything about it.

The difference between men and women

This was published on Craigslist in 2005.

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Good one.

Why the news shouldn't snag Google images

Look closely

How to turn her on

Interesting guide

http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/sex_tips_to_turn_her_on/index.php

Courtesy of www.menshealth.com

Iron Man 2

What the hell is wrong with Iron Man 2? The problems just keep mounting....

1) Terence Howard's replaced by Don Cheadle because the original actor was "insufferable" during the shooting of the first movie and the studios asked him to take a paycut of 50-80%. He claims never to have received the notice to be considered before being uncermoniously dumped.

2) Samuel L. Jackson has hinted that he may not be brought back to reprise the role of Nick Fury, despite the character being core to The Avengers movie.

3) Apparently Mickey Rourke has turned down a part to play one of the villians in the movie because the studios offered him a paltry $250,000.

4) Jon Favreau has complained about being lowballed by the studios in their initial offer to sign him on for the sequel despite his earlier success in the first movie.

Hypocrisy part deux

As a general rule, I don't like politics and I don't discuss politics. When I do discuss politics, it's because there's something there that really irks me.

Case in point, the current shennanigans in Perak.

I know the margin of victory in Perak is extremely small and that every seat counts. So it is no surprise that Pakatan Rakyat (PR) is trying its hardest to hold onto every seat that it has. That's not what irks me.

What irks me is the amount of calls for foul that has been going through the blogosphere. So it was alright for PR to try to induce people over to PR but it's not alright for Barisan to do the same?

What kind of crap bullshit logic is this? How does this make PR any different to Barisan? Are you people not saying that it's alright to have different rules so long as they suit you?

All these chants for democracy and such is crap. Until you realise that there can only be one set of rules for all, the country's politics will never mature. So don't give me this bullshit about how PR is good for the country blah blah blah - you're just trying to justify Barisan Alternatif in there.

And people ask me why I don't exercise my constitutional rights to vote........